the-great-snape-debate:

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

coolcatgroup:

yeeyee-imgay:

catpda:

catpda:

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

I legit cried reading this.

That adorable face

thebootydiaries:

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

ommanyte:

lilnikolius:

ommanyte:

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

slimetony:

dongboss:

subway ???? where is DOMway?

Sad news today as tumblr staff has decided to discontinue the new post feature

dopeybeauty:

setheverman:

what’s the mood… for april?